Over the past several weeks, we've noticed an accumulation of stuff in our front parking lot. And not an occasional beer bottle that fell out of someone's recycling bin. Weird stuff. Random stuff. Spread all over the parking area. And we have no idea how it's getting there.
The Scene
Our front lot holds maybe 6 or 7 cars, for residents and two Zip cars. Only two apartments have cars (us and someone else) though occasionally friends and visitors use the lot. Until this week, there have been snow banks along the edges of the lot, but the snow was just cleaned off the main parking area. This isn't snow that's been dumped from the street or elsewhere.
The backyard is surrounded by a chain link fence, with one entrance from a gate by our front door and one entrance from our building via the back stairs. Our grill is back there and in nice weather a couple of people keep bikes there. We have neighbors on all three sides (with our building making up the 4th side).
The stuff is scattered all over each area. It's not in a pile or a trail, it is widely dispersed.
The Characters
There are six one bedroom units in our building, and I believe they are all occupied right now. I believe we're the only married couple, so there are 7 people in the building. None seem crazy. On either side of us are typical Cambridge row houses right on the sidewalk. We're the only building set back from the street at all. The house to our left is a rental, and there's a newly installed beer pong table in the back yard, but we've never heard or seen any crazy parties over there. Behind us, there's a rental with multiple units as well, but they have a small yard too, so our building is pretty far away from theirs. There is an older lady that lives about 2 doors down that seems very nice, but I have seen her walking her dog ranting to herself.
The Stuff (found in the last week)
Parking Area:
1 to 2 cracked eggs, though we get eggs in the front fairly often
1 orange taper candle
1 unopened box of cherry flavored royal brand gelatin
3 de-veined and likely cooked jumbo shrimp
1 Doors cd
1 woman's high heel white shoe, size 8
1 small sample of Elizabeth Arden eye cream, looks full
1 square gray felt jewelry box with 2 pennies in it
1 package of 9 Grain Quick Loaf bread mix
1 large package of individually wrapped chocolate dipped drink stirrers
1 bottle of salad dressing (open, and about half full)
3-4 mini Christmas ornaments, a teddy bear, an angel, etc.
Kyle checked out the back yard after we found the shrimp in the front parking area, because that's just crazy. And turns out the backyard is the mother lode.
Back Yard:
1 Santana cd
7-8 different small bottles of perfume, mostly full. 1 smells pretty good.
2 carrots
2 cans of Beefaroni (unopened)
2 small baby food bottles (1 ham, 1 chicken, unopened)
2 small cans of mushrooms, sliced, unopened.
2 to 3 small vases
5 to 6 plastic wands? they look like longer lightsticks, or really thick fiber optic cable, each about 1 foot long
small plush snowman doll
1 small tube of epoxy mix, part A
1 beater (to go with a hand mixer)
1 pitcher lid, plastic
the matching size 8 white heel
1 mini ornament (bear riding candy cane skis)
1 snowman ornament
3 candles (like in small glass jars kind)
1 box of staples
1 serving spoon with holes
1 golf ball
He then peeked into the beer pong neighbor's yard and saw:
several nicer Christmas ornaments
1 sandal
1 clog
a few strewn cd's
What in the world?!? Internets, we need your help!
Friday, February 13, 2009
Clue -- A+K's House edition
Posted by
Alli
1:36 PM
- Kyle February 14, 2009 at 12:52 PM
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We are just watching them to see what happens. we might be good citizens and clean up some of it eventually.
I'd also like to point out that there is no apparent hierarchical organization to the stuff.
i.e., there is not a pile of perfume, a pile of ornaments, a pile of pantry food items, they are all strewn. there's one shoe in the front, and one in the back. my best guess is some kind of explosion, sending the items outward. from whence I do not know.
but. weird. - littlebeemama February 15, 2009 at 1:59 PM
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Well, at least in our neighborhood, the obvious culprit would be the raccoons.
Those rascals will knock down garbage cans and gnaw through plastic lids to get inside.
And heaven forbid if they get to a hold of a trash bag, because all of its contents will be strewn about for all the neighborhood to see! - Kyle February 15, 2009 at 2:06 PM
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well, some sort of animal was definitely a consideration. however, Christmas ornaments? cd's? women's shoes? full cans, unopened, of kitchen pantry items? there's something else going on here.
also, perfume? 8 bottles?
I don't think anyone would throw that all away at once.
and what kind of good raccoon would leave 3 perfectly good jumbo shrimp just hanging out in the driveway? - Anonymous February 16, 2009 at 7:23 AM
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Like every good gumshoe, you will continue to follow this case and let us know the outcome, right, Detectives Proffitt?
- Kyle February 16, 2009 at 8:09 PM
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Most recently, we have the appearance of 1 large tub of sour cream, 1 tub of butter, and another small bottle of drinkable yogurt.
The sour cream is a direct hit on our car. Sour cream does not wash off easy once dried.
From the angle of splatter, it would appear the sour cream has come from the direction of beer pong household. However, there is a significantly long splatter, as if thrown from distance, which seems somewhat impossible given proximity to neighbors. Perhaps from a window. or from a roof an extra house over, with a perfect shot.
Oh, there's also a light bulb out there now (unbroken).
K+A
Psalms 139:9-10 If I take the wings of the dawn,
If I dwell in the remotest part of the sea,
Even there Your hand will lead me,
And Your right hand will lay hold of me.
What are you doing with these "treasures"?