How to make a birthday-breakfast-cake before the birthday boy wakes up:

Start with a German Chocolate box cake. Bake according to the instructions and then punch holes in it with the handle of a wooden spoon.

Into those holes (and all over the cake) pour a jar of caramel sauce.

On top of the caramel sauce, pour a jar of Eagle brand condensed milk. Stick the whole thing in the fridge so that the cake absorbs all of the sweetness.

Top with whipped cream and toffee bits. Eat for breakfast straight from the pan with presents and singing. Then maybe let the birthday boy take a nap.

Birthday Kyle with bow and beard (what a beard!).